*This blog is about no one person in particular. If people were not blog blockers this is how the story might have happened. John will be the name of the man I am destroying, note that John is no more than a composite of different men that I have come across in my life. This blog is just a writing exercise; I realize that I may not be the most fantastic writer; however this is my way of passing time and heartache. I realize that I am young, I am still searching for myself and have yet to completely understand what love truly is, so bear with me in my journey of growth If you choose to follow, thank you. If you are not interested… why are you reading this?
From the moment I met John I knew he was the one. The one man I would spend the next thirty days destroying. Behind John’s perfect brown hair, warm tan, and strong body there lived a monster, a monster that as Lady Gaga once described “ate hearts” for fun. He was your typical “douche bag” never wanting a relationship but always wanting the “perks” that came with one, he is the type of man that never calls you back but for whatever reasons keeps you thinking of him constantly. By the end of the short relationship you are left with nothing more than a broken heart.
John is with the rising number of douche bag guys that have hit our society hard. He thinks that he is cool and no person or girl could ever break him. I have had my fair share of douche bag guys that have come and gone throughout my life, the no commitment guys, the men that make you feel worthless, and the guys that make anything they do sound “amazing”. Now men are not all douche bags, as women are not all bitches. I have also seen in my life how much a man can truly love with everything they have; this blog however, is not targeted towards these wonderful guys. This is targeted to the men that harbor hate and mistreat woman all over the world. I have fortunately taken notes on all the diabolic ways that men use and abuse woman and have come up with a plan. Maybe it is time for woman to play douche-baguettes and for a real douche bag to feel the pain that women time after time have to endure. All my relationship life I have been the girlfriend that went above and beyond for my man, the meaner they were to me the nicer and more caring I was to them. I realize that this was stupid of me, that I should have remained constant throughout the relationship and at the first sight of trouble should have broken up with them. This is a test to see if people love the rush of being mistreated, that somehow we are all looking for a little abuse and how we should stop this mentality. It is never okay to let someone hurt you, it is never okay to hurt someone, and above all we are human beings that have the right to love and be loved.
Upon the first meeting, when that beautiful man comes up and starts talking to you, it is very important to do the following:
-Always give your name last.
-Make all answers short, yeah, no, etc.
-Look around as if you don’t care, be nice but not too interested.
-If he asks where your boyfriend is, which he will always ask, you say you don’t really believe in relationships or that you don’t date a lot because you have yet to meet a real man.
- He will always try to get your number, so leave before he can ask (don’t worry he will find you on facebook)
-Leave a good impression; it is always awesome to be an individual!
So if you are attempting to do this at home please note to be careful, this project is not for the faint of heart. His charm can easily get to you and if he does get to you then you are in serious trouble. Keep an eye out to make sure he really is a douche bag; you wouldn’t want to do this to some innocent nice guy that wants to fall in love. It is always better to fall in love and find a nice guy then to destroy a man.